Kurt Stephens

This is either: really cool or a funny way to get rid of an old TV. I like it.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/zip/1117642059.html

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...would you like a drink?

The bar’s over there.

This item is a totally unique, one of a kind bar which pays tribute to the Big Lebowski. It is a big screen television that appears to have its screen broken by a bowling ball. The space on the inside is now room for all of your booze and bar paraphernalia. All of the circuitry still works and it looks really cool at night as it projects the ‘popcorn’ screen of analogue. You can even hook up a DVD player to it and it still projects movies onto the corners of the screen, and the audio functions remarkably (for your Creedence). This can all be yours (except for the booze) for FREE. Thats right. You get the bar (equipped with 8 slots for hanging footed cocktail glasses from the top), you get the bowling ball, you get the Sioux City Sarsaparilla labels, the In N Out Burger sticker, and the novelty Ralph’s Half and Half carton all for FREE.

Say what you will about a rug, but this is an item that will really tie a room together. You will fall in love with it and invite all of the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers over for white russians.

You just have to pick it up and move it yourself. It weighs a lot, but it is on casters. The biggest deal will be getting it down the stairs. I live on the second floor and I am moving out. You will need a truck or a van and at least one other strong person to help you move it. Maybe you could get Some of Jackie Treehorn’s goons to give you a hand, just don’t expect them to understand what a jewel this item is.

It measures 47“l x 26“d x 54“h and it sits on a wood veneer pedestal that brings it up to appropriate bar height.

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